Wednesday, February 27, 2008

女人永远不知道的12件事‏!!! HaiZ

1、女人永远也不知道男人为什么要学会坚
强?
因为他们自己知道.他们虽然外表坚强.但内心
很脆弱.他们永远想让自己身边的她觉得自己
是最棒的.

☆2、女人永远也不知道男人为什么不会轻易掉
眼泪?
因为他们自己知道.他们不是不会掉眼泪.只是
他明白.一但眼泪掉下来了.这段感情也就结束
了.

※3、女人永远也不知道男人为什么每次在心烦
的时候那么喜欢抽烟?
因为他们自己知道.只有在烟雾中才能忆起他
们过去美好的时光来寻求一点心里的平衡.

◇4、女人永远也不知道男人为什么要在分手以
后还会对她嘘寒问暖?
因为他们自己知道.他们并不是想跟你做朋友.
只是想挽回这段曾经属于他的感情.

※5、女人永远也不知道男人为什么每次在听到
她被欺负了会显得那么发狂?
因为他们自己知道.哪怕这次架打输了.躺下
了.他也会觉得高兴.因为他们宁愿自己受到伤
害.也不愿意看到你哭泣.

☆6、女人永远也不知道男人为什么在分手以后
会夜夜买醉?
因为他们知道.如果今晚不麻醉自己.那么今晚
只能在思念中度过.

※7. 女人永远也不知道男人为什么每次出门会
出手那么大方?
因为他们知道.他们宁愿自己一个人省吃检用.
也不愿意看到你被别人看不起.

☆8.女人永远也不知道男人为什么会那么爱对
她发脾气?
因为他们自己知道.对她发脾气并不是不爱她.
只是希望她在以后的路上不被别人所欺骗.

☆9.女人永远也不知道男人为什么会那么在意
你以前的男朋友?
因为他们自己知道.并不是他们不自信.只是他
们害怕有一天你会离他而去.

※10. 女人永远也不知道男人为什么看到你为
别人写的日记之后还会那么镇静的听你解释?
因为他们自己知道.自己并不是不想发火.只是
希望能从你的口中得知到底是他重要还是别人
重要?

☆11、女人永远也不知道男人为什么不对她说
我爱你⒊个字?
因为他们知道.并不是不想说.只是他们自己明
白.⒈万句我爱你用在身上也不够.

※12. 女人永远也不知道男人为什么会跑到这
里来发贴?
因为他们知道.希望有一天这贴能被你看见.以
此来证明你对他的不理解.只有他自己心里明
白.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

LaME ~ EpIsODe 2...

HAha...
Do u GeT iT D LaSt JoKE i PosTed..
IzZiT FunNy...
^^
HoPE IT Is..
HAha...

NOw HeRe i Gt OthEr 1....




WaD's ThE oLDeSt Tv In d WoRld...




DO u Noe   ?????




DO U waN TiPs.....????



HAhaa....



ThE TIPs Is TeLEViSyEn.....




StILl doN'T Get it....???



HAha...Ok....Ok....



THe AnsWer Is......



U TaKE a Rob AnD a BaSKet....



U pUt ToGeta Den BCUm....
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>
>
.
TeLEViSyEn....



StIll dON GeT it..
Rob In Bm CAll TaLi....
RiGht...
BaSkEt in Bm CaN cALl As BaSIn.....
TaLI + BaSin = TaLiBaSin....
U SaY it OuT FaSt....
So It BcUm..
TeLeViSyEn...
HAhahaha..
hahaha...
LmAo~

LaMe ~ HAha

ThE LaMeSt DaY I hAv...BoReD Arr...
HEhe..
KK..
I Gv U GuYS SuM JokE..

AlRighT..
HeRe We Go....

WaTs Is D HaPPiEsT BuRgER In d WorLD ????



CaN GUeSs IT  ?????



ComE on U GuyS So SmaRt ShD NOe..^^



SeRioUSly U doNnoe....


OK ok...



ThE AnSwEr Is....






IS.....






BErGeMBiRa.....HAhahahahhahahah



GeT IT....

HahahaWahahaha

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

WhEn u NEed , I Be TheRe ~ I ProMIse....

WhEn i ThInk BacK aLl ThE TimEs...
WhICh ThE DrEaM wE LefT bHinD....
The SwEeTNess ANd HapPiNess We HAd....
ReCEnTly We MeeT Up OnCE AgAin...
WhEn i Look BaCk On TheSe DaYs...
I hOPe To LoOk BacK in Ur FaCe....
WhEn Ur GOne....
My HeArt BroKe InTo MilliOn PeAcEs....
ThaT i CaN'T LiVe In PeaCe....

In My MinDs...
I NeVer 4Get U.....
WhEn i CloSE My EyeS....
I StARt ThiNKing OF u....
NeVeR Ends Up DreAMiNG Of u....

WhEn u FeeLinG LosT in D NiGht....
When U fEeL ThAt ur UnRigHT..
I'll Be TheRe....
RiGht THere WaItiNG fOr u....

I'll KeEp U iN SaFe WhiLE ur in D StReeT...
I'll Be THere WhEn u NEeD....
WhEn u SlEep....
I Will KeeP u WaRm WiTh my Hug...
WhEn u AloNe...
I wIll Be THe StAr To Keep Ur SmiLE...

WhAtEvEr I dO...
I Do It FoR u....

Monday, February 18, 2008

你不在~

当世界只剩下一道光...
那一定是你....
无数陌生都在寻找这道光...
而这道光....
我没好好珍惜...
当我需要这道光的时候...
已经不在了...
当我寂寞或悲哀的时候...
你也不在了...
                              

当你离开...
整个房屋只剩下我的呼吸...
我的体温....
看着戏剧里面和他爱人...
我的心突然很疼....
                                                    

我承认...
我放不开你...
我真的很需要你...
当我受了伤害..
我也要偷偷的好起来....
我不会把麻烦给你带来...
为了你 , 为了爱情...
我都把朋友忘了...
只要baby觉得快乐...
我就会快乐...

但是...
你已经离开了....
我相信如果我们都爱着...
多少的苦也是值得...
如果我们真的爱着....
幸福一定是我们的.... 
我相信是真的....

每个早上当我起床时...
最想第一眼看到的...
就是你...
但现在...
每当我一起身的时候...
就面对着冷冷的地板....
我的心就象落叶归根...
日 , 都不见太阳的暖....
夜 , 都不见月光的光....
我的爱也就象落叶归根....
无辜的枯叶飘落在寒冷的地面上....
无人管 , 无人体谅....

这...
应该是命运的惩罚....
当我打电给你....
你却把电话盖下....
当我给够一百的理由...
你却说这都不是你想要的回答...

当我去你家找你...
你父母却说你不在...
当我想要自杀...
你却说我傻....
                                 

无论如何...
我还是会等待....
等待你的爱回来....
我会无时无刻的去想....
想着你真正想要的的回答.....
                                                     

我答应我会...
因为我爱的是你...
我所做的一切...
都是为你....
因为我真的好爱你...
我对你的爱...
是永远都存在....
                              

Thursday, February 14, 2008

My VaLenTinE ~

SiGh...
OnCe AgaIn...
VaLenTinE's Day...
A DaY ThaT HuRt EvErY PeOplE WhICh's SinGle...
AloNE ~
InCluDed Me...
A Day ThAt SupPosE TO Be LoVeaBle Day....
A DaY WhICh LEtS Ppl FeELs ThEy Are LOvERBle...

HoW LoVeLy To RecIeVe A bOx oF CHoCO....
Or FloWer FrM TheIr PaRtNer...
I MeAn LiFe PaRtNer ( GiRl/BoY FrEn )
BuT I OnLy  ReCievE WiSheS...
AnyWaY..
ThX 4 U GuyS WhoM WiSheD Me..
Thx..

Hmmm..
VaLenTinE...
A LoNeLy VaLEntIne'S DaY fOR me..
SuCh A F***kINg LoNeLy...
In OfFice..
EveRy1 Looks HaPpy And LoVeaBle..
BuT noT me....
LoNeLY PeRsOn...
LoNeLy AnGeL
  

LoVe WorLd~
I WiSh I Hv ThE BrAve OF mY SoUl...
ThE PoWeR FrM My SoUl..
AnD GiV My SpEcIAl GiFt To My LifE PaRtNer....
But..
I FaIlEd....

I ReAlly HoPE ThAT i CAn Do SumTHinG....
Do SumThinG ThaT CaN PrOVe I lOVe Her...
I Do...
I'm SeArChinG...
StIll SeARcHinG ThAT SumTHiNG...
BuT WhAt Is IT...
IzzIt My HeArT....???
I CaN CuT iT oUt If She WaNts...
Or MaYBe My SoUl....
No...
I dON ThInk So..

LoVe..
ArH YeS...
Is LoVe...
I FaIL To ShoW My LoVe To Her...
WhY...
BeCaUsE i'm ShY...
NO...
I'm Nt SHy...
MaYBe I'm AfRaID...
I'm AfRaId ShE ReJecT...
She ReFuSe....

I'm FrEaK Of It...
SeriOUsly....
I'm ToTaLLy OuT oF My MinD...
WhEn Sum1 ReFuSed Me...
I BeeN HuRteD OnCe...
I DOn WaN To Do It AgAin..
NO WaY...!!!!!

VaLeNtiNe....
I aLWayS ReMembEr TaT AwFuL VaLEntiNe I Had B4...
ToTaLly AwFul...
AnD No 1 DeSeRvE ThaT...
NoT u..
NoT Me...
NoT EvErY One...
NO 1 CaN bE ReJeCt By PaRtNeR On ThaT DaY..
ThaT ImPoRtAnT DaY....

SiGh...
HopE I CaN ShoW my LovE....
ShoW To EvERy 1...
InCluDed My LOveS 1....
Ya...
I mUSt FiGht TrOugH D EvIL....
I MuST ResCue My BrAve...
To HeLp Me FinD My TrUe LoVe...
I mUst And I Will...

I ProMiSe My SElf I Will CeLeBRaTe VaLEntINe NEx YeaR...
To FinD My trUe LoVe...
I wIll Try EvERyThinG...
I pRomISe...
My LovE...
PlZ WaIt Me...




HaPpy VaLEntIne To EveRy1....
Happy AlwAYs...

Saturday, February 9, 2008

HaPpY ChiNeSe NeW YeAr ~

HeHe..
CnY CnY...
HaPpY CnY ^^
I LoVe TeEnAgE CnY...
CoZ Only ReCieVe " AnG PoW "
BuT NoT GiV..
WaHaHa...
ThAt'S WhY i ALwAY AcT CuTe..
SO I DoN LOoK OlD..
HAhaHa...

HeRe's My Ang PoW...
Wahaha..
I CaTcH SomE Of My AnG PoW PaCkEt...
CoZ ThEy Look CuTe...
HEhe...


        KuNg Fu PaNDa  ^^ ~             
                                              LoOK So CooL MAn



I LoVe ThIS Coz MiCkEy AnD MinNie Is My FaVor CaRtoOn ChArACtEr ^^
                                               



             LaZy RaT....HopE i WOn'T Be LikE Him..
                                                             HAha......
                          
                             
  HeHe...JeRry Will Be FaMouS  
                                               ThIS WhoLE YeaR
                                                          PiTy ToM ><"


WOw Wow Wow....
AfTeR SeEiNg My AnG PoW...
Ur GuYS SuRe Will ASk..
HoW MuCH I'll Hv RiTe...
Hmm...
PeRsONaLy..
NoT mUch..
CoZ Din Go ANyWaY Or ViSiT Any1..
StAy At HoME OnLy....
HEhe...
If U sTill WaNna NOe...
TrY CoUntIng UrSElf LA....  
HAhahahaha


    I Won'T TeLL u HoW mUCh o....^^       

DaMn It...StuPid Myvi

DeNG~
1St DaY NiGht Of ChinEse NeW YeAR..
I nEaRLy GoT BaNg WItH Myvi...
ItS WhiTe In ColOUr...
SpOrtY Look...
BrANd NeW Car SoME moRe...
If I'm Nt WroNg..
WQ* **** ...
DamN It..

I Shd BaNg HeR AnD BlAMe On HEr..
HAha..
CoZ My CaR iS Old WiRa..
LOL..
Ya..
Is A She...
I SaW HeR jz A Sec WheN i PiCk uP..
ANd..
DroVe bSIde Her..
WaNted To Look At Who D Hell Is d DrIVer..

WOw..
She'S Hot And LonG HaIR TeeNaGe Gal..
I GUeSs..
Haha..
I Bet She Jz Get Her P LiCeNse..
CoZ d P Is StIll FrEsh..
HAha..
Get It..
FrEsh..
LOLx...

I Shd FollOw HeR BaCk Her Hse..
Err..
At d MoMenT i doNNoe WheRe She GOnNA Go..
HAha..
IF She StiLL SinGle..
POP
I Won'T LeT Her FlY Out My BeAr HaNd..
HAhahahah..

SwT..
To MUch CrAp..
BaCk to D StoRy..
I WaS On My Way BaCk To my Hse FrM UnCLe HSe..
I StoP At d TrAffiC liGht in SeNTul RaYa..
WhEn d LIght Turn GrEen...
I StArt RunNIng my Wheels....
On d FK MoMenT..
" If U dON UnDeRsTaND WAd is Fk NVm "
HAha..
DOn LeArn It...
Haha...
Hmm..
Ya..
I WaS PreParIng CuTtINg To D OtHEr LaNe..
WheN my LeFt SigNal Is Out..
D FK MyVi SpeEd Up And CuT ThouGht my RiGht..
She WAS At My BaCk / RiGht...
In FroNt Of Me iS A SloW pIg TaXi..
DAMN.....
I doNNoe Wad To Do..
IF i Turn LefT iMmEdiAtly..
I'm GonnA BAng A cAMRy On My Left..
WOw..
If i GonNA Bang..
I WiLLing BaNg MyVi..
HAha..

If She LeAve A mArk On My CaR...
I'm GonNA LeAve A MArk ON hER Ass..
AIks..
SmALL Boi / Gal PlZ sKIp This PArt...
AnD DoN AsK Y..
HAha..

Hmm...
I GueSs My God BleSs Me ANd ProTeCt Me Ba..
ThaT MoMEnt WaS a ShoCk...
HoW BaD If u GeT in An AccIdeNt on d 1St DaY Of Cny..
RiGht...
OF CaUse..
Nt Only That SpeCiAl Day..
OThEr Days too...
TrY NoT to SpeeD Up...
AltHouGht i Do ThaT EvERy TIme i DriVe..
HAha..
ReMemBer..
PUT on ur SaVeTy BeLt..
ThAts ImPOrTaNt To EveRy1..
BuT i WOn'T Put On EvERy TIme..
Coz MaKe me Feel UNComfORt..
HEhe..

AnyWay..
HaPPy ChinEse NeW YeAr GuyS...
MaY GoD BlEss U...
TaKE k..
^^
GonG Xi Fa CaI

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

My PeRfeCt LaSt Day

Y'Day 5/2/08 NiGht
I ReAd A StORy AboUt An OlD MaN OwN A MaGic ToY StORe...
HiS NamE Is Mr.MaGoRiUm....
He Been LiVe For OvEr 244 IncLuDed ThIS YeAr 2oo8...
AnD He PaSsed AwAy....
He DeCide His LiFe...
HoW LoNg to LIvE AnD WhEn To Go....
He HimSelf Jz LikE MaGic
He HaD DoNe AlOt Of THinGs To MaKE PeoPLes AroUnd HiM HaPpy...
HoWeVer HiS LoNely..

He PaSs Me A wORd By TeLLinG Me a StoRy...
ThE StoRy NAmeD " He DieS "
The StoRy BegIns LikE thIs....

A LoNg LonG tiMe AGo...
A KinG WhiCh LiVe In The UnIteD sTaTe Of EnGlaNd...
He DiEs...
ThE KiNG HaVe Been A SuCcEss KIng Of All KIngS...
AnD He SuiCiDe HiMsElf  WhEn He HaS DonE EvERyThiNG in HiS LifE...
AnD Is EvERyThinG....
FInAl...
He DiEs...

The MoRaL OF ThE StoRy is "He Dies"
NoThINg SpEciAl...
NoThiNg ImPoRtANt MaSsAGe..
BuT ThE WOrd "He DieS"

1St I'm WonDeRiNg WhAt's The MEaNinG Of It...
AnD FiNAly I HaVe FigURe It OuT....
He's TryiNg to Say...
"LiFe Is ShoRt , Do WhAt EvER U wAnNA do , OnCe Ur AwAy
EvERyThiNg WiLL Be GonE "
Mr.MaGoRiUm HaVe ToUghT Me MaNy ThiNGs By ONly TeLLing ThE StoRy....

If..
If OnE DaY I HaVe To Go....
I WouLd NoT SaY AnyThiNg To Any1...
BuT....
I Will Pass ThEm A WorD...
"ApPrECiAte "

LiFe Is JuSt LiKE A MaGic...
U CaN'T ImaGin WhAt Will HapPen ANd WHere Will HaPpEn....
It Jz HApEn In SuDdENt...
AnD AnYThINg CaN HaPPen
WhAt EvER It Is....
ApPrEcIaTe What We HaVe
And LoVe ThEm WhICh ThEy LovEs u...

P.S
ApPrEcIaTe UrSElf WhiCh I ApPreCiaTe u...
GoD LoVeS U...