DaMn It...StuPid Myvi

DeNG~
1St DaY NiGht Of ChinEse NeW YeAR..
I nEaRLy GoT BaNg WItH Myvi...
ItS WhiTe In ColOUr...
SpOrtY Look...
BrANd NeW Car SoME moRe...
If I'm Nt WroNg..
WQ* **** ...
DamN It..

I Shd BaNg HeR AnD BlAMe On HEr..
HAha..
CoZ My CaR iS Old WiRa..
LOL..
Ya..
Is A She...
I SaW HeR jz A Sec WheN i PiCk uP..
ANd..
DroVe bSIde Her..
WaNted To Look At Who D Hell Is d DrIVer..

WOw..
She'S Hot And LonG HaIR TeeNaGe Gal..
I GUeSs..
Haha..
I Bet She Jz Get Her P LiCeNse..
CoZ d P Is StIll FrEsh..
HAha..
Get It..
FrEsh..
LOLx...

I Shd FollOw HeR BaCk Her Hse..
Err..
At d MoMenT i doNNoe WheRe She GOnNA Go..
HAha..
IF She StiLL SinGle..
POP
I Won'T LeT Her FlY Out My BeAr HaNd..
HAhahahah..

SwT..
To MUch CrAp..
BaCk to D StoRy..
I WaS On My Way BaCk To my Hse FrM UnCLe HSe..
I StoP At d TrAffiC liGht in SeNTul RaYa..
WhEn d LIght Turn GrEen...
I StArt RunNIng my Wheels....
On d FK MoMenT..
" If U dON UnDeRsTaND WAd is Fk NVm "
HAha..
DOn LeArn It...
Haha...
Hmm..
Ya..
I WaS PreParIng CuTtINg To D OtHEr LaNe..
WheN my LeFt SigNal Is Out..
D FK MyVi SpeEd Up And CuT ThouGht my RiGht..
She WAS At My BaCk / RiGht...
In FroNt Of Me iS A SloW pIg TaXi..
DAMN.....
I doNNoe Wad To Do..
IF i Turn LefT iMmEdiAtly..
I'm GonnA BAng A cAMRy On My Left..
WOw..
If i GonNA Bang..
I WiLLing BaNg MyVi..
HAha..

If She LeAve A mArk On My CaR...
I'm GonNA LeAve A MArk ON hER Ass..
AIks..
SmALL Boi / Gal PlZ sKIp This PArt...
AnD DoN AsK Y..
HAha..

Hmm...
I GueSs My God BleSs Me ANd ProTeCt Me Ba..
ThaT MoMEnt WaS a ShoCk...
HoW BaD If u GeT in An AccIdeNt on d 1St DaY Of Cny..
RiGht...
OF CaUse..
Nt Only That SpeCiAl Day..
OThEr Days too...
TrY NoT to SpeeD Up...
AltHouGht i Do ThaT EvERy TIme i DriVe..
HAha..
ReMemBer..
PUT on ur SaVeTy BeLt..
ThAts ImPOrTaNt To EveRy1..
BuT i WOn'T Put On EvERy TIme..
Coz MaKe me Feel UNComfORt..
HEhe..

AnyWay..
HaPPy ChinEse NeW YeAr GuyS...
MaY GoD BlEss U...
TaKE k..
^^
GonG Xi Fa CaI